Rutherford B. Hayes | Isaac Hayes | Helen Hayes | Hayes | Melvyn Bragg | Woody Hayes | Hayes, Hillingdon | Tubby Hayes | Melvyn Douglas | Wade Hayes | Robin Hayes | Joanna Hayes | Hayes Center, Nebraska | Hayes, Bromley | Gemma Hayes | David A. Hayes | Darren Hayes | Stephen F. Hayes | Sir Edmund Samuel Hayes, 3rd Baronet | Pype Hayes Hall | Melvyn Goldstein | Marvin Hayes | Johnny Hayes | J. Milton Hayes | Ira Hayes | Hunter Hayes | Howard Hayes Scullard | Hayes, South Dakota | Hayes Center | Gerald Hayes |
a 6-episode serial on BBC Radio 4 (23 November - 28 December 1992) dramatised by Michael Butt and starring John Wood (Vimes), Melvyn Hayes (Nobby), Robert Gwilym (Carrot), Crawford Logan (Vetinari), Helen Atkinson-Wood (Lady Ramkin), Brett Usher (Supreme Grand Master), Martin Jarvis (narrator).