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unusual facts about Jiffy Pop


F Jackie

The funniest stuff on my CD F Jackie was after a guy yelled, ‘Nice shirt.’ Then I went off with: ‘Yeah, I know. Your mom got it for me because I made her come faster than Dennis Rodman. Is she working tonight, or is she resting her snatch? You ever see her? Her pussy lips are so swollen that the crotch of her panties looks like Jiffy Pop. She’s got a clit the size of a Pez, and it glows like a firefly. Go shit yourself a twin sister.’



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