The song is a "shaggy dog story", a drawn out explanation ending with the church bells finally playing in sequence, the effect being to ring out "Shave and a Haircut".
Doug Shave | Justin Shave | I Need a Haircut | Haircut One Hundred | Burma-Shave | Wavis O'Shave | Shave and a Haircut | Nobody's Fool (Haircut One Hundred song) | First haircut | Devils Haircut | A Close Shave |