Edie Britt’s gynecologist tells her that she has crabs, Edie talks with her fiancé Carlos Solis about it, who is pretty grossed out, and they both have to use an awful licorice-smelling shampoo and a fine-toothed comb to take care of it.
However, Atlantic Records removed the racy "Crabsody In Blue" (about the problems of crabs) from the later international version.
Lyrics in the song include references to bestiality (I fucked a sheep/I fucked a goat...) and acquiring sexually transmitted diseases (I've had the crabs, I've had the lice/I've had the clap...).
He lost his virginity to a substitute teacher which resulted in him catching crabs.
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S.O.S. Batisuko-Fu! is a 1980s Space Invaders-esque video game in which you take control of what appears to be a miniature submarine and either drop depth charges onto, or launch rockets upward into, what can only be described as 'crabs.'
#"The Crab Louse" (Super Scratcher with a Golden Shower Rainbow Mix, remixer: Luc Van Acker)